Jackie Danicki

(I’d love to know how many people are skipping this post.) You’ll probably find these charts and schematics based on popular rap songs as hilarious as I did. Whoever came up with these is my kind of genius.

Make sure you scroll down for Rick Ross’s 2007 schedule and to see people trying to parse the Unified Bitch Theory, Drs. Dre and Dogg Venn diagram:

bitches ain’t shit (which is why ’shit’ doesn’t intersect with said bitches)

Response:

Yes, but it reads as though bitches are only hoes and tricks, so no part of bitches should be outside of the intersection of hoes and tricks.

I haven’t laughed this hard in a long, long time.

via Tim Taylor

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