Marmite v Vegemite
Posted on October 24th, 2006 by Jackie Danicki

Marmite v Vegemite
Originally uploaded by dynamist.
Ask, and ye shall receive. Vegemite wins by a nose, being more overall palatable and with a hint of poultry-esque flavour. It’s also got a nicer, more Nutella-like sheen to it, whereas Marmite has always reminded me of ear wax (sorry).
I can’t say in all honesty that I’m surprised my lunch turned into a blog post - this is me, after all - but I will say this: Fight the power.
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Far far far too much spread on that toast - what were you thinking Danicki???? :shock:
I don’t use butter, Stinkston, so LAY OFF. x
Right, Danicki, that’s it. You’re barred!
Those who don’t like Marmite we do allow to stay in the country: we do have to have some to feel sorry for, after all. But preferring Vegemite?
Heathrow’s thataway and don’t let the revolving door catch you on the way out!
I ask you…you let these foreigners in and do they acculturate? Try to fit in with the prevailing culture?
Tsk (shakes head sadly).
Well, I’m British, and I prefer Vegemite. Because it’s just better, damn it.
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