Jackie Danicki

Schuyler’s Halloween look was an unexpected combination of morbid and beautiful. Her father explains:

Even though it’s a sort of punky look, we agreed to this costume for the simple reason that it was a long dress, with sleeves and no bare belly. If you’re the parent of a little girl, you know just how hard it is to find a costume that isn’t either goofy (”Look, I’m a Care Bear!”) or something from the Li’l Prostitutes Collection(TM). Half the girls we saw looked like they were part of a child molester sting operation. If looking at an eight year-old with low rise hot pants and a bare midriff doesn’t make you uncomfortable, then you might want to check yourself in for treatment somewhere.

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