Jackie Danicki

I think you have to be a little twisted to laugh out loud at this:

Last week when we were preparing for the onslaught of my parents’ arrival, we were standing in the bathroom brushing our teeth before bed, and Fred looked around at the bathroom we’d worked so hard on, and he sighed contentedly.

“I’m so happy,” he said. “That if this were a movie, in the next scene you’d be raped or killed.”

I’m very twisted. From the same entry:

You can’t really blame a guy for not liking to have his ass sniffed while he’s trying to eat.

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